Worst pick up line

I don't know what I would do if I hear this line again.


Can you teach me "____________ (insert language here)"?

Do I look like a teacher to you? I didn't think so.

I used to be a deer caught in the headlights when people try to pick me up. In my defense, I am not in the best frame of mind while working out at the gym or listening to my music at bart station.

But I am better now. I was able to even not lie last time. Being nice doesn't pay, especially with the persistent people. They just badger you to death. Maybe I should just start wearing a ring on my ring finger for now on. Actually, I believe that is not a deterrent as well. Guys seem mighty blind to blings on the ring finger. I guess I just need to shoot them down at will. So be it.